Instructions

How to be happy:

1. Wake up at whatever time pleases you.
2. Turn on your favorite movie, or favorite music and turn up the volume, then jump into the shower.
3. While getting dressed, say 2 positive things about yourself. (It may not sound like much, but those 2 things could change your entire day.)
4. Do your hair
5. Smile at yourself in the mirror
6. Put on your favorite kind of shoes.
7. Feed your goldfish.
8. Kiss your dogs good-bye
9. Hug your mother. 
10. Get into your car,start the engine, and drive to get yourself some iced tea.
11. Come home, get shit taken care of. 
12. Get your 9 hours
13. Sleep

How to be unhappy:

1. Sleep in, so you are late, having to rush getting ready.
2. Listen to the panic of your heart, beating so fast from the stress, thanks to step 1. 
3. Look in the mirror and say 10 bad things you think about yourself.
4. Don't brush your hair, just throw it into a pony tail.
5. Pick whatever shoes are convenient.
6. Feed your goldfish later...
7. 8-9, (how to be happy) you cant do because you have to run out the door which makes your day even worse. 
8. Forgot your keys, run inside, get into the car, start the engine, no tea for you slacker.
9. Go home and procrastinate, as well as whine to your mother about why the day was so bad.
10. Get your 6 hours
11. Worry about the next day...no sleep for you. 

Pfft.